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Woman Grows Spiderman-esque Powers; Quickly Becomes Confused and Stuck on Wall of Building

     Eighty-two-year-old Laura Harold discovered this Sunday that after visiting a local pet shop and being bitten by a loose child in a Spiderman Halloween costume she had contracted supernatural powers that allowed her to stick to and climb up walls and ceilings. In an attempt to utilize her new found powers, Laura went to a nearby building and jumped up against it, only to discover a moment later that she was unable to remove herself from the wall, much like a cat up a tree. Though she was only about three feet off the ground, local firefighters were called and attempted to remove her from the wall. After about two hours, Laura was finally pried off and safely returned home. Upon being asked if she would continue using her powers considering the incident, she replied, "Of course I will. It was one little wall." (Officials later found her trying to remove herself from the wall facing her backyard.)